November 2011
1 post
August 2011
2 posts
Web dpi is about 92…
For fucks sake… its about dimensions you idiot, not some imaginary scale.
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
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Tip for powerpoint users.
Don’t create your presentation in powerpoint, create the slides instead.
I am sick of seeing people banging their heads against powerpoint whilst trying to put together a presentation.
Office drones, please consider planning your presentation on paper, in notepad or anything else of your choice (I know powerpoint might be your choice, but please choose again.) and stop letting powerpoint...
March 2011
4 posts
“for WP.com we’re now at 8,921 CPU cores across 2,475 physical processors, 8,200...”
– Some Turbulence — Blog — WordPress.com
Reasonably impressive hardware stats…
February 2011
1 post
Reality check.
indefensible:
Charlie Sheen is totally worth $3m an episode. His show is the most popular thing on TV today. In the final seasons of Friends, each main actor (of which there were six) received $1million each.
Hell at those numbers, he should get $4.5m an episode, Crier should get $1m, and the fat kid should get a nutritionist.
Think of it less as $3m per episode for Sheen and more as an...
January 2011
1 post
“It will go on sale in the first quarter of next year in America and follow...”
– Google launches Motorola Xoom as rival to Apple iPad - Telegraph
So it will launch in 2012, yet 2011 is the year of the tablet?
November 2010
6 posts
207 weeks.
In about one weeks time I will have lived in Melbourne for 4 years.
Time to work out where it went wrong, where it went right and why I’m still here.
That will be fun.
Things I decided to do for the first time at age...
Learn to drive a car like a real person can.
Break a bone.
Go snorkelling.
See real life crocodiles.
October 2010
4 posts
Things I don't understand #145
Picture a middle aged man…
Picture him wearing the terrible kind of gym gear that only a middle aged man can wear.
Now, he is sat outside a vegetarian restaurant.
He is sat with his horrid, mutton dressed as lamb wife.
They’re both enjoying a cheap wholesome, vegetarian meal.
Washed down with a big old juice from the shit hole that is boost.
How does this middle aged man...
September 2010
3 posts
August 2010
15 posts
Pull Over Before You Read This →
All of this data can wait until later – and much of it can wait until never.
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Things I don't understand
…and that make me want to rage quit life.
People on trams/buses/trains that don’t give up their seats up for people who are in obvious need of a seat.
Case in point: the other morning, a man with a white cane, presumably suffering some kind of vision impairment got on the tram and was obviously keen to sit down quickly before it began to move again. Anyhow, numerous people sat...
July 2010
27 posts
Photos my girlfriend has taken of me in the last few weeks:
With the original 1989 Batmobile.
Sat in a throne drinking a blue cocktail, more than a little inebriated.
With “larger than me” sized Woody and Buzz replicas from Toy Story 3.
I think I need to take her camera phone away.
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