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I went to the zoo!

Possibly the best of my pictures from the day on my film camera :)

Seels are cute. But I think I want an otter…

So, so awesome.

Picture a middle aged man…

Picture him wearing the terrible kind of gym gear that only a middle aged man can wear.

Now, he is sat outside a vegetarian restaurant.

He is sat with his horrid, mutton dressed as lamb wife.

They’re both enjoying a cheap wholesome, vegetarian meal.

Washed down with a big old juice from the shit hole that is boost.

How does this middle aged man decide to celebrate this attempt at living a healthy life…

By lighting a cigarette and blowing it in my general direction as I eat.

What wonderful memories I have of getting all four of my wisdom teeth removed after getting home from the Espy at 4am that morning.

This is the oldest photo in my flickr stream whilst I avoid paying to renew my pro account.

Byron Bay 2008.

Do you know what happens when you go and watch your friend play hockey near the zoo? You walk back into the city and find dead things to take photos of.

I went snowboarding a couple of weekends ago.

I wasn’t very good, as ever complacency got the better of me.

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Source: Flickr / navitronic

Source: Flickr / navitronic